[James Hutchins]

Re: What Can True Christians™ Do To Speed Up Global Warming?

You WANT to speed up global warming? You and all your fellows need to be shipped off to a remote islan in the middle of the pacific

I've been to Hawaii, it is nice. Good coffee.

[James Hutchins]

Re: What Can True Christians™ Do To Speed Up Global Warming?

wow. Jeb, you have reached new heighs of stupidity. to help the environment, the answer is actually to plant trees. you don't need to worship them to realize how good they are for the earth.....but you seem to want to destroy it.

No, he wants to preserve it according to God's will. Read the Bible.

Also, the pyramids were built looooong before christ was even born.

No, you are wrong.

geothermal power is just using the heat of the earth to boil water and spin turbines, rather then burning coal, which is bad for the environment

"Geothermal" (we Capitalize the first letter in a sentence), as you call it, is the Devils plan to bring the fires of Hell to the earths surface. How stupid can you be!

Globalization: you must be joking. there is no way you could possibly be that deluded. you disturb me.

Further intermingling of races will only serve to further pollute good people. (Capitalization of the First letter of a sentence is still called for, even way down deep in a ranting paragraph)

Where the hell did you get the figures about female orgasms on bikes? why are you searching that? there is nothing stimlating about a bike seat and that is certainly not a well known fact.
you're messed up

US Census Bureau. They have the numbers. Just because you were left out of the loop on this well known fact does not mean everyone else did not know it. I strongly suspect you were left out of the loop regarding a lot of information. Similar reasons explain why a disproportionate number of washing machines suffer belt and transmission failures to to 'accidentally' mis-balanced loads.


Your sentence structure was tolerable but the spelling was an embarrassment to White people as well as the failure to use proper capitalization and punctuation.

[Marti Dom]

Re: What Can True Christians™ Do To Speed Up Global Warming?

As True Bible believing Christians™, we have a much better understanding about the fate of this planet than any Biologist, Environmentalist, or so-called scientist because we have a personal relationship with the Fellow who created this whole place to begin with!

Nearly Every single scientist ON EARTH is in on Global Climate Change Hoax! (except for Patrick Michaels, Robert Balling and Fred Singer)

We suggest that all of the Scientists from the dens of scientific iniquity (below) are in on the Global Climate Change Hoax.

Why?

Because they are producing and publishing data that suggests that Climate Change is REAL.

That's all Christians need to know to suspect them of being in on the Conspiracy.

Check below this list of white coated criminals for the reasons why.

ERDC-Cold Regions Research and Engineering Laboratory, Hanover, NH
Jet Propulsion Laboratory, California Institute of Technology, Pasadena, CA
CIRES/NSIDC, University of Colorado, Boulder, Colorado

http://www.arctic.noaa.gov/reportcard/seaice.html

Institute of Arctic Biology, University of Alaska Fairbanks, Fairbanks, Alaska
U.S., Geophysical Institute, University of Alaska–Fairbanks, Fairbanks, Alaska
NASA Goddard Space Flight Center, Greenbelt, Maryland
University of Virginia, Charlottesville, Virginia
Chinese Academy of Sciences, Institute for Atmospheric Physics, Beijing, China

http://www.arctic.noaa.gov/reportcard/vegetation.html

Geophyiscal Institute, University of Alaska Fairbanks, Fairbanks, AK
MIREKO, Syktivkar, Russia
Earth Cryosphere Institute, Tumen, Russia

http://www.arctic.noaa.gov/reportcard/permafrost.html

Woods Hole Oceanographic Institute, Woods Hole, MA
Polar Science Center, Applied Physics Laboratory, University of Washington, Seattle, WA
International Arctic Research Center, Fairbanks, Alaska
Arctic and Antarctic Research Institute, St. Petersburg, Russia
McPhee Research Company, Naches, Washington
Institute of Ocean Sciences, Sidney, Canada
Institute of Observational Research for Global Change, Japan Agency for Marine-Earth Science and Technology, Yokosuka, Japan
Institute of Marine Science, University of Alaska Fairbanks, Fairbanks, Alaska

http://www.arctic.noaa.gov/reportcard/ocean.html

NOAA, Pacific Marine Environmental Laboratory, Seattle, WA
Joint Institute for the Study of the Atmosphere and Ocean, University of Washington, Seattle, WA

http://www.arctic.noaa.gov/reportcard/atmosphere.html

Byrd Polar Research Center, The Ohio State University, Columbus, Ohio
Danish Meteorological Institute, Copenhagen, Denmark
Science Systems Applications Inc.
Department of Geography, University of Liège, Liège, Belgium
Department of Geography, University of Sheffield, England
Department of Geography, University of Georgia, Atlanta, Georgia
Department of Earth and Atmospheric Sciences, City College of New York, New York, New York
Institute for Marine and Atmospheric Research
Utrecht University, Utrecht, The Netherlands

After this HORRENDOUS discovery- (just check the links!) we were forced to ask ourselves WHY the evil doers with the above institutions and others would perpetuate a Global Conspiracy about Climate Change?

We came to a simple conclusion: JEALOUSY.

Obviously these lab rats are not making a ton of money studying ice pack thickness or glaciers or polar bears or permafrost - so we know they are sinning in jealous envy of scientists like Patrick Michaels, Robert Balling and Fred Singer who are smart enough to follow Gods prosperity plan by making over 6 figures producing anti-climate change data for our brothers in the petroleum, auto and coal industries.

Also Patrick Michaels, Robert Balling and Fred Singer are quoted over and over again in just about every major media news story about Climate Change. That's mostly what they get paid for. (just news google their names if you don't believe us!) So they are getting PAID by multinational energy corporations to GET FAMOUS - JUST like Jesus! Now THOSE are some SMART SCIENTISTS!

Now you know that the little heathens in lab coats grinding anonymously away over satellite pictures and temperature charts at the above dens of iniquity must be eaten up with jealousy over THAT.

So, what better way to get back at someone you are jealous of than to contradict them? Don't you hate it when people contradict YOU? Hmm?

[Jpagan]

Re: What Can True Christians™ Do To Speed Up Global Warming?

Please bear with me as I am new here, but there is one piece of the puzzle I don't see in this post. I understand how speeding up global warming would bring Jesus to us quicker. But what I'm unsure of it this- if we all raise our emissions as True Christians should, then in neighborhoods with lots of these Christians doing gods will, wouldn't some of them get sick or even die? How could it be God's will to kill off his most devout?

[Catherine Moore]

Re: What Can True Christians™ Do To Speed Up Global Warming?

Jpagan - True Christians can drink poison and remain unaffected (Mark 16:18). Do you think these air emissions will harm them? God will protect his own.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: What Can True Christians™ Do To Speed Up Global Warming?

Please bear with me as I am new here, but there is one piece of the puzzle I don't see in this post. I understand how speeding up global warming would bring Jesus to us quicker. But what I'm unsure of it this- if we all raise our emissions as True Christians should, then in neighborhoods with lots of these Christians doing gods will, wouldn't some of them get sick or even die? How could it be God's will to kill off his most devout?

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: What Can True Christians™ Do To Speed Up Global Warming?

But what I'm unsure of it this- if we all raise our emissions as True Christians should, then in neighborhoods with lots of these Christians doing gods will, wouldn't some of them get sick or even die? How could it be God's will to kill off his most devout?

No True Christian(tm) has ever been killed by illness, to my knowledge.

Now, it is possible some True Christians(tm) will be inconvenienced by rising sea levels, and have to move from coastal areas. That's why smart True Christians(tm) are buying large tracts of higher ground just inland from the most popular coastal cities.

The new cities to be built will be privately-owned and governed by God's Law.